Listen to 'If We Were Gourmanche I'd Bring Your Dad Goats'

In the days of old, the romantic commitments of the aristocracy were immortalized by troubadors, who were kept on staff, and sometimes slept in the stables, and sometimes became very attached to the livestock. My sister got married last month, so I took it upon myself, as a modern troubador, to write a song about their romance.

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Listen to 'I Am The Oscillator'

The mood on this website is about to change. Recently I've been finding my sense of humor more and more in music, and the songs I have ready for future posts are way less emo than they have been in the past. Good riddance despondency! Hel-looo bemusement! But before I start sharing that material, we get one last song from Underhill Downs, the album that bracketed some major ups and downs in my life.

The All-Time Low is the worst period of your life, when you are so shocked that things could get this bad that you can't even conceive of things improving. We lose a lot of good people to drastic measures when they are caught in an All-Time Low. This song is for them.

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Listen to 'Vampire With a Briefcase'

Do you have paranoia about falling prey to some tricky guy in a suit who tells you everything you want to hear and gets you to sign some awful contract that ruins your life? I do. So, my creative, idealistic, head-in-the-clouds, trusting daydreamers, stay vigilant! Don't get bitten.

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The new album is up! One song about a fish, one song about a vampire, and 9 songs about my uffish moods. Would you like to hear a song montage?

Underhill Downs music sampler
click here to get the new album
The Making of Underhill Downs

Bed Intruder Song
Really cool animation: COMBO by Blu and David Ellis
Star Wars Uncut is finished