Existing Mutations [cost]
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neutral mutations (no bonuses)
scraggly [80]
slobbery [80]
shaggy [80]
fixed mutations (no bonuses)
green [100]
scary [100]
sweet [100]
attack mutations
Huge Maw | +20 attack vs shaggy | [37] |
excessive ejaculate (can be fired at will) | +20 attack vs scraggly | [49] |
provoke desperation | +20 attack vs slobbery | [42] |
Hair Clippers | +20 attack vs shaggy | [27] |
Smother | +20 attack vs scraggly | [52] |
Daddy Tang's magic whoop ass belt | +20 attack vs slobbery | [50] |
Buzzer Beating Fadeaway | +5 attack vs Provoke Desperation | [30] |
defense mutations
Spongy | +20 defense vs slobbery | [55] |
Smothering D | +20 defense vs shaggy | [37] |
The Shocker | +20 defense vs shaggy | [45] |
Herd Mentality | +20 defense vs scraggly | [55] |
Acoustics | +20 defense vs shaggy | [39] |
verbose | +20 defense vs scraggly | [65] |
Slippery | +20 defense vs scraggly | [52] |
Finite Contemplation | +5 defense vs Smother | [25] |
Spermicide | +5 defense vs excessive ejaculate | [25] |
Pornstar Reflexes | +10 defense vs excessive ejaculate | [40] |
Power Outage | +10 defense vs Hair Clippers | [40] |
Sponge-like Appearance | +10 defense vs Spongy | [25] |
Last Ditch Effort | +30 vs Smother | [75] |
Escape Death | +30 vs Smother | [75] |